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yongmuney:

look both ways before u make that risky post

condom:

I love when people shut the fuck up

pokernon:

mom: *puts best selfie of me on the fridge*

(Source: eharmonized)

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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(Source: thesassycat)

Because this is my life. And that’s the only explanation you will ever need.
(via dayzea)
  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

loudmouthed:

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

kuzuryuusan:

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

(Source: mikleos)

konyboy:

im like 2% cute and 98% single

(Source: flowrgod)

lubricates:

date me its for a school project 

exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

(Source: exteriors)

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svveden:

*blogs the pain away*

shouldnt:

when attractive people say they are ugly

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