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whoredinarygirl:

i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college

betweenbodies:

ive never believed in passive aggressive vagueblogging, unlike SOME people i could mention

brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

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gudnam:

jaden smith always looks like he’s trying to read off a menu from a distance

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titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

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slydigged:

sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears

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cokeflow:

I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything

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chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

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baracknobama:

"do you like money?"
“¥€$”

inories:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

plasticbagvevo:

life would be so much more interesting with background music

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