I write sins not five page research papers
i love when im watching someone perform live and it gives me the chills
Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon
I love the beneful dog food commercials because the guys talking to his dog like “its got a ton of nutrients to support bone strength!” and the dogs just staring at him like “haha im a fucking dog, sick”
i feel sorry for the kids who didn’t grow up in the high school musical era like damn you really missed out
TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?