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falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: aphroditeens)

luxurae:

i love when im watching someone perform live and it gives me the chills

mill-iam:

Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

(Source: millie-m0o)

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

(Source: netlfix)

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buttdeath:

I love the beneful dog food commercials because the guys talking to his dog like “its got a ton of nutrients to support bone strength!” and the dogs just staring at him like “haha im a fucking dog, sick”

fake-mermaid:

i feel sorry for the kids who didn’t grow up in the high school musical era like damn you really missed out

  • english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
  • english is their first language: hte fuckign
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negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

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